I-am-Maxretarted

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Orange County
Job: Film Director/Critic

I'm going to become a movie director and writer soon, so if you want to be in the movies you might want to get to know me because I might be able to get you a reccomendation. I've already made 5 independent films that got critical acclaim at Sundance.

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kirby street fighter

"Amateur And Didn't Lead Anywhere"

date: November 4, 2005

I was expecting something more to happen but it never came. The best part of this flash was the loading screen. And being that said, that is not a good sign. Try and work on making your flashes longer and more relevant to a point.

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Score: 7
Mario Bros. 3 1-2 (1up)

"Sprite Animation At It's Best"

date: November 4, 2005

This is a very good first submission if that is true. It ran pretty smoothly despite the actual sprites in it. My favorite part in this flash was when Yoshi got hurt in the tube, although it would have been funnier if he died. HAHAHA. Maybe he could die from blood loss in the next one!

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Score: 4
Billy's Guide For A Raise

"I Liked The End But The Rest Was Lacking"

date: November 4, 2005

Yeah it wasn't very interesting until the ending, which was....pretty funny. I still didn't like it though. Maybe you should have focused your time into making the story better than the animation.

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Score: 0
Shades of Gray [Ch.1]

"?????????? I don't know what this is. Music sucks."

date: October 28, 2005

I liked the way this movie was shot but using the song "Safety Dance," in this was a bad idea. That made it a hundred times worse than it could have been. It didn't make a lot of sense either.

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Score: 3
Beavis & Butthead CS

"The end was good. The rest was well.... yep."

date: October 28, 2005

I'm not really a fan of Beavis and Butthead in the first place. They didn't really say anything funny in this flash so I didn't find it funny...plain and simple. The end was pretty random though, and I liked that.

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haha, you only liked the end? Now thats a first...

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Score: 8
Average Man

"Loved The Animation In This. Very Unique."

submission: Average Man
date: October 28, 2005

The whole music video thing I didn't much care for. The song wasn't really good enough. But the animation alone is what makes this so great. Really cool style and frames.

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Score: 5
Candy

"Ehh....Not Eventful Enough To Keep My Interest."

submission: Candy
date: October 28, 2005

I don't really think this is supposed to be that eventful, but I just really don't care. The ending wasn't shocking enough for me to care. So... I just didn't care.

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Score: 6
Jason vs. Sadako

"Pretty Good, But A Little Short Of Great."

submission: Jason vs. Sadako
date: October 28, 2005

I'm sure the reason for this being pretty short was probably just because of the release before Halloween thing, so I can't really rag on you that much, for that. It is good but I think that maybe you should make a longer version for next year with some better jokes and some more scenes.

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Score: 7
Stick Collection 3

"Pretty Funny Collection"

submission: Stick Collection 3
date: October 25, 2005

This was a pretty cool little sampling that I have never seen before. A good effort and job on this. Hope your animation is better than this now.

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Score: 0
Pat-Man the Avenger #0.1a

"This Is Not A Flash So Why Post It?"

date: October 25, 2005

I am just curious why you would put something like this on the internet. You should be ashamed! <(0.o)^ What a horrible flash animation.

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